optimisery 

noun. 1. sadness at the loss of a dream, falling to the depths of despair after having high hopes. 2. the cognitive dissonance of beautiful melancholy, whereby one feels deep pain and also harbors hope for the attainment of their, so far, thwarted goals. 3. state of an optimist when faced with soul-crushing rejection.

Her unrequited love has left her in a state of ultimate optimisery.

optimisery by CodeNameReservoir February 9, 2018

Optimization 

Taking something complicated apart, planning to make it better; Attempting to improve something (usually electronic).

I was doing optimization on a PSP and ended up wrecking it more than it originally was.

Optimization by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

Optimize

This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.

"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."

Optimize by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007

Optimize

Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.

I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.

Optimize by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

Retro Optimization 

Retro Optimization is a complex process of updating a website's archived content in Archive.org's Wayback machine to allow a marketer to promote current content to past consumers.

Based upon web 1.5 technology, Retro Optimization gives consumers the ability to get their hands on new products and services after they undergone years of trial an error prior to their initial development.

Thanks to Retro Optimization I was to sell more inventory in 2008 than I had previously sold in 2008 by updating the promotion we had in our 2007 marketing campaign. It worked so well, I'm going to have gotten a bonus for the improvements I'm going to make for last year.

Retro Optimization by Pete DiMaio April 7, 2009

Bespoke Optimization 

Execuspeak for tailoring business processes or product utilization to meet the needs or demands of a client or own internal organization. Specialists investigate need to build a solution specific to meeting that need. This solution may be monetized or eventually absorbed into the globally-available product or process.

ThreadFix Services team offers bespoke optimization to satisfy your organization's specific security requirements.

Bespoke Optimization by JRueStitch January 25, 2021

Optimizely 

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products

"Did you Optimizely that?"

Optimizely by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019