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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off) 

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
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The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

putting the pussy on the chain wax 

1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest
I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.

Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.

put the pussy on the chain wax 

A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.
"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"Say what?"

"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"I think you just making stuff up, dog."

pussy on the chain wax 

Derived from Key and Peele. Essentially replaces "going hard" or "getting turnt up".
Examples:
Joe: "Hey man, are we still on for tonight?"
Rick: "Hell yeah, bro! We gunna put the pussy on the chain wax."

Steve: "Golly, Craig! Last night was epic!"
Craig: "No man, you were epic! You put the pussy on the chain wax!"

Put the pussy on the chain-wax 

A term that has been used as far back as the Stone Age to describe how radical something was.
D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!

Put the pussy on the chain wax 

To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.

This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.
We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!