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Jerk Off Before Donating 

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.
Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

jerk off instructor 

JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.
That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.

jerk-off Gesture 

When you mimic jerking off and ejaculating on someone because they are probably being an annoying cucklord and/or impatient.
jerk-off Gesture : *waiting for pedestrian to cross*
*Person honks behind without knowing the situation*
Passenger/Driver: Fuck off, you jerk-off! *mimics masturbation and ejaculation on person who honked*
jerk-off Gesture by Metalikz May 11, 2021

Jerk Off June

Jerk Off June is where you must masturbate as many times as possible every day in June.

There are only 2 rules which are:

-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught
"Wagwan blud, you taking part in Jerk Off June?"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"

Jerk off 

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.
I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.
Jerk off by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦
grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"