Obeast

A person that has gone beyond severely over weight. A person characterized as having a beast-like magnitude in height-weight proportion.

Also, someone who moves similar to a wild animal due to their condition. This may elicit fear or shock in those he / she comes in contact with.

John: "Did you see that guy?!"
Tim: "Yeah that guy was obeast!."

Doug: "Kelly, slow down on that hamburger before you become obeast!"

Obeast by StoryStellar March 11, 2011

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

childhood obesity 

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit

You have childhood obesity

childhood obesity by Ur_dad March 29, 2016

Obesiate 

To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day.

He does nothing but sit around and obesiate himself in front of the television all day.

Obesiate by Sir Holmes March 9, 2009

fat nigga obesity 

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.

I have fat nigga obesity.

fat nigga obesity by fat nigga obesity June 4, 2018

obesedon 

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?

yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.

obesedon by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008

obesex 

The kind of sex obese people have.

ex.1) Oh my gosh. I feel so fat... I think we're gonna have obesex from now on, babe.

ex. 2) Did you feel the earthquake last night?

No... That was just the couple next door having their obesex.

obesex by everyonegoesrawr July 23, 2011