Dutch Nosebleed 

When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.

"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"

Dutch Nosebleed by Tranzlater July 15, 2014

Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

Southern Nosebleed by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014

albino nosebleed 

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

albino nosebleed by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009

dirty nosebleed 

A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.

Dirty Red: My asshole itches...

Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....

Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....

dirty nosebleed by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011

nosebleed 

what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordpenis) when one is excited by a member of the opposite sex.

The girl was so fucking hot I had a nosebleed.

nosebleed by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003

kitty got a nosebleed 

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

kitty got a nosebleed by Ayla Griffin January 4, 2008

nosebleed 

1.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible heights.

2.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible speeds.

1.) They went to the arena and got the nosebleed seats.

2.) This T1 line is nosebleed fast.

nosebleed by Justin Chase July 7, 2004