negotiate with the evil one 

to take a shit, to defecate or have a crap

I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night

negotiate with the evil one by Preywinder November 2, 2010

aggressive negotiations 

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

aggressive negotiations by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Negrotiator 

Someone of extraordinary size and blackness which intimidates other ordinary sized humans into agreeing with them!

"Leroy kicked that niggas ass so bad that dude's a real nerotiator!"
"that nigga blacky dont take no S*^t from them cracker paroll officers!"

Negrotiator by frizzle December 1, 2004

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages 

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

negotiated infidelity 

How to fuck another woman and your wife at the exact same time.

A negotiated infidelity arrangement = a sad state of affairs.

negotiated infidelity by aboynamedpseu August 7, 2010

negotihater 

One who tries to negotiate with others, but has strong hate for their point of view on the subject.

That footballer who is being given the yellow card is such a negotihater

negotihater by Little Computer Nerd March 25, 2010