your my world 

someone who is everything to you, someone who means a lot to you and you love no matter what. someone you hope to never loose cause you would be nothing without them.

sophia, you are everything to me and i would be nothing without you, your my world.

your my world by princessmady February 5, 2017

up your (my) ronson 

Rhyming slang for "up your arse"

Ronson lighter = Shiter

A once popular brand of cigarette lighter, Ronson lighters are still sought after. Many fine examples of Ronson lighters can be found on eBay.

"For all the good it did, I might as well have shoved it up your (my) ronson"!

up your (my) ronson by Xpectation April 16, 2007

MY TEAM YOUR TEAM 

when walking down the street with a friend, and you see someone who is particularly interesting (hot, ugly, enormous, weird),
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)

(man with purple pants, bright red shit, 12 piercings on his face alone, and blue hair walks by and you see is time to play MY TEAM YOUR TEAM)
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"

MY TEAM YOUR TEAM by Yourllneverknow January 30, 2008

my bum your bum 

This is a couples' game; you blindfold one participant, then the other person sticks a digit in their bum and a digit in their partner's bum, one digit from each hand.
Then, wave the differing fingers under the blindfolded participant's nose, to see if they can guess which finger is which, whilst repeating with each finger swap... "My bum.... your bum?!"

Let's play my bum your bum...

I recognise that shit smell anywhere.... that's not my bum , that's YOUR BUM !

my bum your bum by dylanpenguin August 10, 2017

My Friend Your Friend 

The clear definition and rules of this buddy system are as follows...
When an introduction of a conquest and/or person of interest takes place in a social setting, and to clarify the person you are introducing them you are currently hooking up or intend to hook up with the person you are introducing to another friend. When stated "My friend", you imply that the person you are introducing is fair game to make a move on.
When stated "Your friend" means she is spoken for and YOU may not, make a move on, and should respect that YOU have plans in place and/or have already done enough ground work to seal the deal.

Warning: Buddies that violate the rules of My Friend Your Friend, may be subject to multiple cock blocking, harassment, ridicule and organized swooping by other buddies...

Habitual violators may earn the dishonorable title Harbor Shark see additional definition

Theory is:
Buddies are welcome to sleep with "My Friends" but not "Your friends"

This is the examples of my friend your friend.

Hey Dave, This is my friend Bertha. (Buddy system code for she is fair game)

Hey Dave, This is your friend Trixie. (Buddy system code for I'm already on it and want it... don't harbor shark me)

My Friend Your Friend by Haywood Jablowmie pdxx July 18, 2010

Your my friend now 

When you pick up someone random that you don’t know and say your friends and are going to have soft tacos

Picks up mouse

“Your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos!”

Your my friend now by Pancake c. April 3, 2021

C in my V and your my BF 

RULE: cum in my vagina and your my boyfriend

You don't want to be my boyfriend? Well you C in my V and your my BF!

C in my V and your my BF by WillyKiller June 25, 2010