taco mopping 

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

taco mopping by AsslessChaps93 November 25, 2013

Mappy 

A state of being so intensely mad or frustrated about something that it borders on the absurd or comical when reflecting upon it.

Elliott was mappy when he realized he had spent hours meticulously planning an elaborate surprise party for his friend Jack, only to find out the party had been canceled due to a scheduling conflict. In retrospect, the level of his frustration seemed exaggerated, and he couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of his own intense reaction.

Mappy by jtstand12345 May 21, 2023

carpet mopping 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

carpet mopping by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Mopping

v. to shoplift, to steal.

Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.

Mopping by fritterfae October 21, 2013

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

Muffin Mopping by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

Mopey 

Sad, sluggish, lonely, depressed.

He was feeling "mopey" today because he missed his friend.

Mopey by Alex_ifb October 5, 2005

ass mopper 

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

ass mopper by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009