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Mont Order 

The Mont Order (also "Mont" or "The Order") is the oldest organization in the world. Founded at least 4000 years ago by an unknown group of scribes, the Mont Order was one of many nameless ancient cults. Believing in "refinement by conflict", the Order claimed responsibility for causing seemingly natural disasters, natural deaths, and plagues while believing it is doing God's will. Stories about the Order are similar to the Illuminati but it is even older and more powerful. Most evidence of the Mont Order comes from a badly translated journal called the "Work of Mont". This book and most reports about the Mont Order show its followers being present during violent historical and even mythical events. One account instead shows the Mont Order as an order of medieval knights in France, who became heretics and were disbanded in modern times.
"The Mont Order sees itself as responsible for the course of history." (Jamie Goodwin, Conscious Life News)
"the symbolism of Mont is parallel to the symbolism of religious pluralism, in which all religious traditions are understood as a starburst of paths to the same divine truth" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"I encourage others not to fear the Order or describe it as a mystery" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"Since its earliest exposure to the public in modern media in 2013, the Mont Order has taken an increasingly more visible form" (Arnold Isen, Unexplained Mysteries)
Mont Order by LionHeartLeo June 22, 2016
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Mont Blanc 

An up market brand, that sells watches, handbags, jewellery etc. Arugably most well known for their pens, which rich people enjoy writing with, especially if they have a rolex hanging of their wrists.
Slut: My husband's alimony bought me a Rolex and a $1000 Mont Blanc pen :)
Mont Blanc by HJManson August 16, 2009
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Mont Vernon 

A town in the middle of nowhere that has absolutely no hot girls in it and apparently has extremely old people and creepy people that believe that World of Warcraft is real.
Aw, yeah, that guy never gets laid, he lives in Mont Vernon
Mont Vernon by ZombieRunner March 9, 2011

Mont Belvieu 

A growing community located approximately 30 miles east of Houston. Mont Belvieu is known for numerous petro-chemical facilities within its jurisdiction which provides the large tax base for the city and the area school district, Barbers Hill ISD. Mont Belvieu has a current population of around 6,500.
Mont Belvieu has seen dramatic growth in the last 10 years.
Mont Belvieu by Chad28m December 20, 2016

Mont Sutton

Pretty Big Mountain In eastern townships, qc. close to the us border. almost every single worker is a pothead but the skiing conditions are amazing. If you can get weed before you go skiing, you can be sure a worker has an extra gram or 5
Ned: i wanted to go boarding at Mont Sutton but i got no weed left" he says.
Garry: Dont Worry we can buy some from the workers the have more then enough.
Mont Sutton by LoveMasta January 14, 2011

Mont Kiara 

1) name of location in Kuala Lumpur, fall under Segambut constituency
2) an area where stupid rich and expats live
3) verb; jogging
i.e: Hey bro, lets mont kiara (jogging) today!
Mont Kiara by covitards March 26, 2020

Mont Belvieu 

Where excellence is a tradition. We Can, We Will, We’re Barbers Hill!
Have you been to Mont Belvieu? It’s so awesome!
Mont Belvieu by BH4EVR April 27, 2022