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modern art 

Some woman's messy bed, or a dead shark some guy put in formaldehyde or something. But in an art gallery.
Simple Simon: Good heavens, why is there a dead shark next to this beautiful painting?

Johnny Artworld: It's modern art, dig?
modern art by notmereally November 17, 2009

Modern Family 

A TV show about a family.

Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)

Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.

Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.

Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!

Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!

modern dance 

Modern Dance emerged out of a rejection of classical ballet and has grown to encompass a wide range of movement styles and techniques. It provides an outlet for free expression without the boundaries accompanied with more classical, traditional forms of movement. Several modern techniques include Horton, Cunningham, and Graham- just to name a few.
Nicole hates watching boring ballet pieces but loves to watch modern dance because she finds it is always fresh, new and entertaining.
modern dance by sussman December 28, 2005

Modern Warfare Flu 

A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game
Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu
Modern Warfare Flu by ThisGuy457 November 12, 2009

Modern Warfare

A game full of Camping and crouch walking Corner posted idiots!!!
I don’t play Modern Warfare because they camp too much!
Modern Warfare by MWBlackoppsGod November 20, 2019

modern warfare

Proof that all future wars will be won through the use of grenade spamming, people getting killed by a held knife from 30 feet away, and future soldiers regenerating their bullet wounds unless shot 5 times within 10 seconds, while coming back to life slightly out of the action if killed.
"Damn it! They brought out the noob tubes again! FALL BACK!"

-Modern Warfare Player #5000000
modern warfare by MW2Troll July 26, 2010