When a person with diarrhoea is invited into the bedroom. Said person will defecate into a milkshake glass from which the two partners will drink from. The frothy residue left on the upper lip is referred to as a "Muddy Sanchez". Popular in Mexico.

Note: Diarrhoea best drunk at room temperature, for the added hit of freshness.

Woman: Hey, how have you been?
Man: How ARE you!
*the two kiss*
Woman: Wow, nice moustache! How long did it take to grow it?
Man: Oh this? Oh that's just my Muddy Sanchez.
Woman: Your what?
Man: Oh, I was drinking some diarrhoea earlier this morning from a milkshake glass.
Woman: ...... stay away from my children.

Muddy Sanchez by Harold Hustaffsvenson June 18, 2006

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Muddy Snowplow

While doing someone in the ass, before you ejaculate, you pull out and pour a 7up slushie into their rectum. This causes their sphincter to tighten, making the last few thrusts tighter and more pleasurable.

"Oh my god, I gave my girl friend such a hard muddy snowplow last night that she chocolate snow coned!"

Muddy Snowplow by gaultourrie January 17, 2009

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muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

muddy shark by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011

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muddy splash

A beatnik expression from the 1950's. A muddy splash is a cup of coffee.

give me a muddy splash.

muddy splash by Anthony Dagostino June 14, 2007

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