Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

Mastercating by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

malicating 

An act of drooling 😪 over someone or something in an orgasmic way.

Alicia was malicating over Nicholas' flexed biceps. 💪

Nicholas was malicating over his delicious Veggie burger. 🍔

malicating by CaptainHerMajesty April 17, 2014

masticulating 

Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine

Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"

masticulating by DylanakabirdmanPrrrrrrr September 27, 2006

Mastribating

A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.

Roberto: Hey Ryan, what mastribating??
Ryan: I heard it's an alternative way of pleasure.

Mastribating by J_H_N April 23, 2009

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

masticateing........ by bo-bob November 10, 2004

Masticational 

See Matt it is a word

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word

Masticational by KSDGHAFGHFDGHKAWFGHIwefhadfsgv April 12, 2021

Mastication 

1. French: nom féminin: Action de mâcher, de mastiquer

2. English: noun: Of relating to the act of cunnilingus

It is of most elegance and fine dining, that my boyfriend and I engage in the usual mastication, on weekends for date night.

Mastication by Packets December 25, 2022