Masterbaté
I was in the fitting room at Targét and was so turned on by the cucumbers in the produce section that I needed to masterbaté.
Masterbaté by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021
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A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
masterbate text by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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masterbate til bleedage
1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.
Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...
masterbate til bleedage by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005
reverse masterbate
reverse masterbate by Figgot69 July 9, 2018
Sodium Masterbate
When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
Sodium Masterbate by lenarius614 November 6, 2010
String Masterbate
When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.
Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
String Masterbate by oooyiurs June 22, 2010
hate masterbate
When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.
hate masterbate by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017