Angry Hairy Marten

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.

Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.

Angry Hairy Marten by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011

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Bye Marten

When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "marten", a random dude that nobody is sad to see go. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "marten".

"girl you wanna go back to my room?"

"bye marten"

"who is marten?"

"exactly. buh bye."

Bye Marten by Chuckofnutsyo January 11, 2014