masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

masoning by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

Masoning by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

mooning 

The act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance.

starer---> one who studies stars

venuser----> one who studies venus


mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"

mooning by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

marioing 

(mar-ee-oo-ing)
1. The act of walking in such a way that you drive the person you are walking next to off the sidewalk because you can't walk in a straight line.

2. The act of not being able to walk completely straight.

I had to walk ahead of everybody on the way to Taco Bell cuz Mario was MARIOING me.

marioing by d-l-m December 6, 2010

paper-mooning 

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

paper-mooning by maevepotter August 20, 2012

Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.

A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!

Maroonion by Acamaeda November 21, 2015

mooning 

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.

We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.

mooning by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005