Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱

“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”

Mandela catalogue by thefartman January 23, 2022

l’manberg 

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft server ‘dream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.

“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

“independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing”

l’manberg by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020

Mandem 

From the Latin 'Mandemulus', meaning a collection of less than reputable characters.

Man One: inviso illa mandemulus!
Man Two: yeah mate, safe, innit.

Mandem by Poetic Edda July 20, 2010

Pepperpot Manoeuvre  

1. An old military term, essentially bounding overwatch, where by a team of X men moves forwards covered by an equal number of men behind. At least that's what i was told in Marine Cadets :P

2. Much like Wolfbagging, however, instead of gagging your lover ( has to be pronounced, moi luurver... as though you were talking to a favourite sheep) you toss a handful of black ground pepper in her face as shes taking a deep breath, giving the effect of anal tension.

1. Lads, we need to get across this relatively open ground, we shall therefore pepperpot manoeuvre it across!

2. Ed: Bloody hell, my birds arse is as slack as the Channel Tunnel
Dave: Better perform the Pepperpot Manoeuvre then matey...

Pepperpot Manoeuvre by Shriven April 27, 2007

Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre 

The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.

Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’

Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023

MaMoeKIER 

Dutch abbreviation invented in 2002 by a small group of people on Gathering of Tweakers who wanted to make a point. It means "MAsterburen MOEt Kunnen In Een Relatie". That's Dutch for "Masturbation should be allowed within a relationship".

You might also find the term SeMoeKBER. This is a variant of MaMoeKIER which was invented by a single person in 2006 who wanted to make a point as well. It means "SEx MOEt Kunnen Buiten Een Relatie". That's Dutch for "Sex should be allowed outside a relationship". This variant didn't really catch on though.

So you have a girlfriend and you still masturbate? Are you a member of MaMoeKIER?

MaMoeKIER by W3ird_N3rd January 5, 2008

Mandelkorn 

A Word That Describes A Egghead Human Being and a Bird ass HERB. A Slang Used In Queens.

Look At That Guy He Looks Like A Mandelkorn

Mandelkorn by Adam3220 February 13, 2019