Drum Majoring

verb: The act of being a Drum Major; involving conducting a band, leading a group, setting examples, and screaming really, really loud

Other Forms: Maj (pronounced Mage), Majoring, Drum Majing

Kid: I'm going to be Drum Majoring next year isn't that awesome?
Band: Uhhh, yeah, if you're in to that sorta thing

He was excited to Drum Maj in the fall.

Drum Majoring by sax therapy July 15, 2010

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moral majority

1. Group of people who think and act as if they are BETTER than you. Especially if you do not worship the same deity in exactly the same way they do.

2. People who use the Bible as a facade to promote their political agenda. Also, quoting the bible out of context to emphasize their political agenda.

3. Absolute hypocrates!

The moral majority helped to re-elect George W. Bush at the expense of the middle class, the poor, and all the military service men and women.

moral majority by AC May 13, 2005

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Moral Majority

A group of Christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man's burden in Africa) to impose their "morality," which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of God who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. The only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. When dealing with the Moral Majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of God's book, the Bible.

The Moral Majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.

Moral Majority by junk food for the brain April 22, 2005

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Majolical

A scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of sexual drought. Word is often spoken of an ancient Majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en mass were exposed to a Majolical so pungent their vaginas convulsed and enveloped a small portion of Cunt, over the centuries this region became pronounced "Kent" and the name changed to suit. It is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent Majolical related land destruction occuring again. Also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named "The crusty trousers".

"Fetch the Majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker"

"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"

Majolical by Reginauld Hooterschmee December 3, 2006