Percussive Maintenance 

The instance of hitting an electronic device in blind rage in order to restore normal functionality, often resulting in more damage the device (and in some cases the user as well).

Would you stop trying Percussive Maintenance and buy a new remote already?!

Percussive Maintenance by njie April 26, 2016

mantenna

A man's penis, specifically in the erect position.

My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to find the girl of my dreams.

mantenna by Marcus Solomon November 19, 2007

maintenance fap 

You're at a point in your life, bored and unmotivated, no girlfriend, and you fap even though you don't really want to just because you know if you don't you'll probably have a wet dream.

Hm...guess I'll maintenance fap

maintenance fap by eyeballcutter December 18, 2012

high-maintenance 

1. Require (ing) a lot of work/attention to maintain.

2. Require (ing) a lot of money or attention to appearance.

3. Require (ing) a high emotional investment or en excessive amount of money.

EXAMPLES OF HIGH-MAINTENANCE BEHAVIOR:
-Having frequent professional cosmetic consultations, such as hair-dressing, manicures and pedicures
-Excessive worthless spending (tricking)
-Attention craving
-Being too delicate or suavé

NOTE: high-maintenance is primarily used to refer to attractive straight women or a person/people that's stuck on self.

high-maintenance by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 21, 2006

Maintenance Wipe 

Any follow-up ass wiping that is loosely associated with a prior shit. Primarily to make sure the ass is completely clean before leaving the homestead and going out to locations where bathrooms might not be as available or as user friendly as you’d prefer them to be. Also useful to clean swamp ass.

Father Jimbo will be ready to go to the bar as soon as he makes one more phonecall and does a maintenance wipe.

Maintenance Wipe by Father Jimbo February 16, 2010

high maintenance friend 

A friend who requires more maintenance than their contribution to your life is worth.

Matt was always expecting Christina to make him new clothes, remind him of important dates, and schedule her life around his. He very rarely kept appointments they had to get together, and never accepted invitations that she initiated to get together. Things were always on his terms, and in his way, and eventually Christina stopped trying to maintain the friendship, because Matt was way too much of a high maintenance friend.

high maintenance friend by chrismeena2 January 18, 2006

High maintenance woman

Has higher than normal expectations; has a greater requirement for affection or attention; has more needs and/or demands and therefore more difficult or challenging.
Doesn't equate to money or material possessions alone but may be needy in emotional attention and affection;picky, bratty, likes things her way, takes pride in her appearance, finicky. Usually very well put together and usually independent therefore requiring a lot out of aman to keep up with her.

"If you have to reassure her through texts email or calls that you're lucky to have her, sheks so pretty, etc...- she's a high maintenance woman"

"If you have to put effort into wooing her as a true gentleman should, be lucky that you've snagged yourself a hot attractive high maintenance woman"

High maintenance woman by B0ssladie December 17, 2011