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Magma Shits 

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.
"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."
Magma Shits by SauceBaws January 11, 2014
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Magma Carta 

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.
The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.
Magma Carta by QuacksO March 12, 2019

magma spear

A spear that is so badass it's dipped in lava, and when thrown seeks out the target like some kind of missile.
"He would have gotten away, if I had not thrown my magma spear."
magma spear by Joe Klein November 22, 2006

Magma Bubble 

A fart that bubbles and splatters a mixture of blood and feces out.
Having too much hardcore anal sex may lead to having magma bubbles.
Magma Bubble by DroolingDog January 18, 2013

magma syndrome 

When a band latest album is so bad, that you stop liking their old stuff.

A reference to one of the Gojira albums Magma, which popularity is very controversial.
Tool last album gave me the magma syndrome

Magma Chamber 

Lubing your shaved head with Frank's Red Hot Hot Sauce, and sticking it in a girl's asshole while she proceeds to take a massive dump.
Tonya and Jacob always celebrate the Fourth of July with a rousing night in the Magma Chamber.
Magma Chamber by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011

Magma gru 

Do you not speak of him the more you know the more powerful he get… so The less you know the better
Magma Gru the less you know the better
Magma gru by Wyote100 August 15, 2022