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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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sopa de macaco 

Monkey soup. A very exotic dish from Brazil. A Portuguese expression associated with a Facebook post by Brazilian resident Bettynho Zigindum, in which he is shown eating monkey soup. He mentions that his mother-in-law prepared him monkey soup and proceds to display several pictures where a monkey is shown skinless and torn to pieces before being cooked into a soup.
Sopa de macaco, uma delicia...
sopa de macaco by Uncle Amazon March 2, 2020

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)
"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"
MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017

Macabre_Day 

The hottest Roblox Myth ever. An absolute chad.
Me: Wow I love Macabre_Day.
Macabre_Day by Unstable_Day October 26, 2019

macagoonie 

macagoonie is a goone mackenzie stinkyerie
macagoonie fart smell
Macaela is a person who acts innocent, but isn't always. She can be a little princess at time, by whinning, but she is a great friend. She is kind and gets along well with others. She can be hyper. If you like a Macaela, she would be a great girlfriend as well.
Friend(Kayla): Macaela, stop being a little princess.
Friend(Isabella): *laughs and falls over*
Macaela: I'm not a little princess! *whinny voice*
Kayla: Stop whinning then! And also you aren't so innocent...
Macaela by Zany Girl May 23, 2016