one-legged kangaroo 

Sexual position originated in Brazil.

Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"

1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other

2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls

3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.

4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')

A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.

A sexual position that can not be left out in your list of positions: the one-legged kangaroo.

one-legged kangaroo by BrazilianNuts May 20, 2018

One logger clogger

When you clog the toilet with one large turd. The turf tends to just kind of waller around in there.

Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up

One logger clogger by Joebock November 22, 2020

one eyed, one legged pirate 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

one eyed, one legged pirate by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? by redgyul September 23, 2004

One legged wombat 

Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.

That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.

One legged wombat by Colin moecain February 4, 2008

one-legged snowman 

golf term for shooting a 9 on one hole (similar to an 8, commonly referred to as a snowman.)

I was having a great round through 16, until I double-bogeyed 17, and then closed with a one-legged snowman on 18.

one-legged snowman by golf_junkie August 12, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008