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Lily Padding 

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.
Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.
Lily Padding by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024

Lily-padding 

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.
Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.
Lily-padding by King.Frog January 29, 2025

lily padding 

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.
we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.
lily padding by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Shake the dew off the lilypad 

(Of a girl) Urinate; Take a leak.
We stopped at Tim Hortons on the way so girls could shake the dew off the lilypad!

Lilypadding 

1) To stuff a toilet with toilet paper and crap on top of said toilet paper.
Chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom
Lilypadding by Eazy886 January 31, 2008