layer cake 

you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.

Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.

layer cake by Mr. p and the G's April 29, 2010

Layer Cake 

Layer Cake is a British gangster thriller published in 200 and later turned into a 2004 film, it follows XXXX A savvy 29-year old drug dealer hoping to pack up his earnings and leave the game to live life as "a gentleman of leisure" when he reaches the age of 30. According to him " I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine."

The title refers to the human social strata, especially in the British crime underworld, as well as the numerous plot layers in the film.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son

My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.

Layer Cake by MurderFlakes January 30, 2010

Layer Cake 

Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.

"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)

Layer Cake by LordCoops January 22, 2006

layer eight 

In networking, the OSI model refers to the seven layers of the network stack. This model is sometimes extended to eight layers in order to incorporate the user. This is often used in jokes meant to insult a user by implying operator error.

User: What's wrong with my Internet connection?
Tech: Looks like a layer eight issue.
User: Is that bad?
Tech: Depends. You didn't pay your bill.

layer eight by pokstad November 3, 2008

Layer 8 Chicken Parm 

In networking terms, the little well-known eighth layer of the OSI reference model.

Layer 8 -> Chicken Parm
Layer 7 -> Application
Layer 6 -> Presentation
Layer 5 -> Session
Layer 4 -> Transport
Layer 3 -> Network
Layer 2 -> Data Link
Layer 1 -> Physical

Normally, during troubleshooting procedures, a problem can be broken down and categorized into one of the lower seven layers. When an issue is of an unknown origin, cannot be resolved, nor can it be explained, it becomes a layer 8 issue, and is pushed aside as unsolvable.

"This laptop can't connect to McDonald's Wi-Fi no matter what I do! Even an RHKTTH didn't work!"
"Dude, Layer 8 Chicken Parm issue, let's go to Panera, free Wi-Fi!"
"That's what I get for buying a laptop from wal-mafia!"
"Dude, don't be an AHOP, and drive!"

Layer 8 Chicken Parm by TheDownwardSpiral November 20, 2007

Layer Cake Rule 

Refers to the movie of the same name where one character tells another "if you ever kill someone, never tell anyone else about it.' If you do anything wrong keep it to yourself.

"Bob sent me a email about how he stole a laptop from work. Way to violate the Layer Cake Rule"

"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."

Layer Cake Rule by SnowPatrol July 30, 2010

Layer Cake 

When you shit and you think you're done so you go and wipe only to find out you still have to shit more. So you wipe again and that first wipe becomes the first layer in your bathroom layer cake.

Do you ever take a dump and it's one of those layer cakes? That's what I'm experiencing right now.

Layer Cake by FrequentShitter February 15, 2017