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Kiddie Dope

Prescription drugs.

Named so because of their use by kids when found in their parent's medicine cabinet.
Kiddie Dope consists mostly of the following prescription drugs however the term "kiddie dope" is an umbrella term for perscription drugs. These are just the most abused.

Opiates (Vicodin, Norco, Percocet), Benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium, Clonazepam, Lorazepam), Stimulants (Adderall, Ritalin, Nicotine)
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Kiddie Fiddler 

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).
Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

kiddie winkles 

A term used for children affectionately. Kiddie winkles is like saying the Apple of my eye or the joy of my heart.
I love my little kiddie winkles. I would not be without them. My kiddie winkles are the Apple of my eye and joy of my heart.
kiddie winkles by Christi-fly January 30, 2018

Kiddie Factory 

A kiddie factory is a woman who is constantly pregnant
The type who lives in a tower block, has no job, milks the state, and has 7 kids aged between 8 and 15 all with different dads

KIDDIE POOL 

The act of pulling out and shooting nut on your partners stomach creating a pool of semen.
Daniel: "Man I was bangin Dorothy last night and.."
Nathan: "Did you give her the kiddie pool?"
Daniel: "You know it!"
KIDDIE POOL by JASON^MAPLES May 10, 2010

Kiddie Coke 

street name for Ritalin.

crush it up and snort it. A cheap alternative to cocaine.
man did i ever get fucked up on the kiddie coke last night.
Kiddie Coke by Crazy Dea January 20, 2009

kiddie-meth 

Ephedrine (EPH) is a sympathomimetic amine similar in structure to the synthetic derivatives amphetamine and methamphetamine. Ephedrine is commonly used as a stimulant, appetite suppressant, concentraton aid, decongestant and to treat hypotension associated with regional anaesthesia. Chemically, it is an alkaloid derived from various plants in the genus Ephedra (family Ephedraceae). It is most usually marketed in the hydrochloride and sulfate forms.

Are you OK?
Sure, I'm just stacking but the kiddie-meth has me sweating.