judge 

Dispenser of justice - usually hated by left wing idiots such as those that frequent this board - adminster the law to all the loser, idiotic morons who think they run the show.

The judge threw your ass in jail because your a crook and a thug.

judge by Judge Judy961 July 15, 2006

Judge 

To pull on your dong or another's dong

I judge in the corner

Judge by Timmythe Cruel February 5, 2007

judge 

It means to beat it off. You know spank the monkey. Slap the Salami. Stroke the Salmon. ect..

Judgin FTW (the wow crew)

My mom caught me judgin'(Judge) last night but I turned around and came on her chest anyhow...

judge by Matt "The Nub" LaClair March 27, 2007

judge 

A scale.. the 'judge' judges how much drugs you got weighed and how much the customer owes you

you want to take it to the judge so i can prove thats how much is there

judge by ...Kylie...CSe December 27, 2005

judge 

Noun - A middle-class white man with a dead rabbit on his head who hasn't got a clue about fairness or reality, is generally and imbecile, and has an over-inflated perception of his own importance, righteousness and intellect.

The judge decided that even though the black man was in Outer Mongolia at the relevant time, he must have invented a way to teleport to Texas and ought to be executed.

judge by 4MA June 10, 2003

judge 

Someone who refers to this site for Judicial Statements.

The UK Judge could not make a ruling for the slang, even though consulting The Urban Dictionary. (This is true BTW)

judge by Majicman October 7, 2003

Judge 

Another word for an autistic child.

The reasoning behind this is because in the late 1800's judges in court systems were only hired if they had clinically diagnosed aspergers/autism.
Also because most male humans named by this have un-diagnosed autism or aspergers and is unresponsive to other humans who try to interact with this "Judge"
Studies show only 5.9% of Judges are not autistic or Filipino leaving 94.1% having those characteristics.

Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.

Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.

Judge by Cool Cat Copolsde December 12, 2011