Jammed Pot 

In the game of Poker, a "Jammed Pot" refers to a pot (the place where bets are made on a poker table) that has been raised the maximum number of times.

Whoever wins the jammed pot will become the new chip leader.

Jammed Pot by Giskard March 22, 2005

Jammed 

Screwed.Railed. Boned.

Q: Where’s your friend been?
A: hi, she got her wisdom teeth out. Currently Jammed.

Jammed by LeGrandejammer March 18, 2019

JIMMED 

When you do anything possible to buy an item at it's cheapest price, mostly when you shame someone by showing him the same item on the internet cheaper than his so he can sell it to you even cheaper.

Jim: i want to buy this midi keyboard of yours.

Seller: i will sell it to you for $100.
Jim: Bro, it's $70 on ebay.
Seller: Okay $70 then :(
Jim: nope, i will buy it from you for $60 or no deal.

Seller: ok deal.

Jim: JIMMED!!

So that seller got... JIMMED!!!

JIMMED by Christos Yayo August 11, 2020

jammed 

The act of being under the heavy influence of Perscription Opiates. The strong euphoric feeling of the drug gives you the sense that you do not want to do anyuthing but relax and enjoy the high. Hence the feeling of being "Jammed Up"
Marijuana intenses the effects and is recomended at the begining and end of the high

Boing Jammed includes Opiates include: Percocet(oxycodon), vicodin(hydrocodon), OxyContin, Morphine, and Phentinal.

jammed by see you latter man February 27, 2008

get jammed

expression to indicate in a more polite fashion to go fuck themselves. It is best used with close friends or family to show your displeasure with them without cursing

Sister: You didn't do you chores
Brother: Whats it to you? Get jammed!

get jammed by shabbasjammer August 25, 2010

jewmedy 

Jewish comedy. Comedy made by Jews.

Seinfeld is a jewmedy.

jewmedy by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 16, 2006

Circuit-jammed 

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

Circuit-jammed by osan January 9, 2020