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Irreducible Stupidity 

1. Any person or crackpot idea that is outright retarded, misleading, or completely illogical beyond all reason.
2. Something that cannot get any stupider than it currently is.
3. Bullshit that can't be broken down into simper forms of complex absurdity.

For example, pseudoscience.
"Intelligent Design fits the criteria of pseudoscience perfectly because it completely lacks any genuine science and its adherents operate solely on making baseless assertions and speculation. Its ideas cannot be falsified through the scientific method because it deliberately fails to produce valid, testable data to confirm its claims. Irreducible complexity is indeed irreducible stupidity at its finest. Intelligent Design is unworthy to be taught in public schools because it has literally nothing to offer."

"Creationism is a joke. It appeals only to the weak-minded and is simply an intellectually lazy excuse to be willfully ignorant of real empirical science. The irreducible stupidity of creationism and its advocates is simply unfathomable."

"That dumbass thinks the world is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs once lived together with humans. He is so irreducibly stupid. Did he purposely fail high school biology, or did he get his so-called "facts" from a church? He is such a n00b."

"Anyone who can stare directly in the face of evidence for evolution and still have the audacity to ignore it has to be willfully uneducated—more accurately, irreducibly stupid."

"Nuff said.
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Irreducible Complexity 

A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore

Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!
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Verb. The action of getting "inked" means getting a tattoo
Erik: Have you seen Mark lately? I heard he got inked!
Allen: Yeah, he got a pretty sick tattoo of the Dark Side of the Moon album cover.
Erik: Sweet!
inked by healthyGirl March 24, 2009

west iredell middle school 

West Iredell Middle School is located in Iredell, North Carolina. It's eighth graders from last year set a a record for the state by getting 700 write-ups in only half the school year. If you go to West Middle, you're rather emo, play terrible football, or are part of the italian mafia.
That dude wears eyeliner, and got wrote-up ten times in two days, he definitely goes to west iredell middle school.

IREDALOSAPILUATING 

Some shit so goofy you spew guttural trash from that ugly mug you call a face.
SLIDESHOWS ARE GONNA BE IREDALOSAPILUATING💀

Squid-inked 

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.
Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.
Squid-inked by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009

North Iredell high 

North Iredell high school. The dumbest of the dumbest where were all addicted to nicotine or weed and the only cute boys are the military boys but there all seniors so you have a good shot freshman girls. There’s a really skinny girl who walks around like she got a pole in her back and we have wolf girl who howls in the morning so watch out for her. She will try and hug you and maybe give you furry disease.
Damn that girl is howling she must be from north Iredell high