iranian ski goggles 

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.

Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

iranian ski goggles by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016

Iranian Milk Jugs 

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.

The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs

Iranian Milk Jugs by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

Iranian tobacco 

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).

Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."

Iranian tobacco by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute

"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"

iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.

Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*

iranian fleshlight by strange_aeon November 25, 2013

Iranian Gentleman 

A gentleman who is very considerate and is careful about what he is doing and his surroundings.

I like that customer. He is an Iranian gentleman.

Iranian Gentleman by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Iranian goggels 

to lay your balls over someone's eyes like t-bagging

I was gonna t-bag her but instead I gave her some Iranian goggels

Iranian goggels by licecomb 5150 May 9, 2017