Infected Booger 

An infected booger is a booger that just stays in your nostril no matter how hard you pick it, blow it or Vick’s it out of your nose hole. Spicy food won’t work, neither will breaking it. It just festers and gets... infected.

“Yo Jesse, this infected booger got me squirmin.”

Infected Booger by SlamminSam April 2, 2020

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

infected axe wound by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

infected wart piss

Urine from someone with genital warts.

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.

infected wart piss by Josh January 22, 2004

infected bush 

A stinky,grim gone off area of the genetals of that of a woman. It's become infected due to being in contact with a lot of dirty sausages .

I'm not having sex with you Mandy uve got a infected bush

infected bush by Forrester mass March 13, 2018

Infected Mushroom 

A good psytrance/goa group. Ruined by 15 year olds who obsess over them and say "OMG YOUR SO EMO" if you don't listen to it.

Infected Mushroom is a great group.

Infected Mushroom by Blahb March 18, 2005

infected butt hair 

jenna schoonovers nasty stutty ass she is a pussy and you can fitt an fist up her she looks like a rat

your such a infected butt hair

infected butt hair by kylie drummond May 2, 2005

[infected cunt hair] 

A term someone uses if they strongly dislike another person.

Betty: "I can't stand her"

Sue: "Who?"

Betty: "Lulu, that infected cunt hair!"

[infected cunt hair] by enter mister November 15, 2006