Humpty humped me 

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.

When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!

Humpty humped me by Mrs. Johnson January 11, 2007

J Humped 

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

J Humped by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011

Lamb Humped 

Someone who over uses a joke

Wow Ted, you lamb humped that joke to death...

Lamb Humped by Rudy S. January 5, 2009

twat-humped 

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

twat-humped by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

I humped your mom 

a guy who fucks your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger

I humped your mom by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

dry humped 

When you fully warm up for a baseball game but coach doesn't put you in.

Coach totally just dry humped me!

dry humped by Aiden18 April 15, 2017

donkey-humped

The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.

God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!

donkey-humped by Patrick W. Crabtree August 4, 2006