hipsteria 

Excessive or uncontrollable fear of humans who wear overpriced Von Dutch clothing, mesh backed trucker hats,have matted down hair product induced "bed heads" and wear threadbare vintage rock shirts of bands they don't really enjoy listening to.

Erin had to flee the record shop quickly when the guy in line wearing a Blondie shirt and mesh Von Dutch hat started talking about how "deck" his new portable record player sounded. Erin suffers from accute "Hipsteria."

hipsteria by Mike Falcigno April 18, 2004

hipsterical 

(adj) - when someone is so much of a hipster that the sight of them makes one laugh histerically.

That guy's such a hipster, it's hipsterical!

hipsterical by speed racist July 9, 2009

hipsterantes 

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.

The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

hipsterantes by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 23, 2015

hipsterita 

/ˈhipstərˈrētə/

Noun

1. A female hipster.

"That hipsterita over there claims she was into Urban Dictionary before it was cool."

hipsterita by Drew182 June 18, 2014

to hipsterize

To impose the hipster culture on someone.

The guy started to hipsterize everyone at the party.

to hipsterize by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Hipsterism 

Ironic Nostalgia; the creed that "everything old and belonging to an era is cool (besides anything too old, like classical music), but only when worn/eaten/done in an ironic fashion." Basically: ironic nostalgia.

Kurt practiced extreme hipsterism on Tuesday; pairing some ancient converse all-stars with an 80's watch, an obscure 60's band tee, and acid-washed jeans, he glared at all of us "preps" through tortoiseshell lenseless glasses.

Hipsterism by susan.a.real.hipster. November 28, 2009

Hipsterin'

When a bunch of Hipsters just sit around with their hipster clothes, shoes, and haircuts.
they could talk about anything hip such as recent underground jazz music, recent cool poodle haircut, or how cool and hip they are.
That conversation will probably be accompanied by a glass of cheap-ass champaign/wine or coffee.

Guy One: Dude, that bar sucks, too many hipsters.

Guy Two: Yeah man, and they just be sitting there.. Hipsterin'...

Hipsterin' by The Normal Guy. November 14, 2011