heinz 

To catch up in a thread or chat or post

I have been tied up all day, it will take forever to heinz this conversation.

heinz by Megmcc June 4, 2015

Heinz 

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

Heinz by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021

Heinz 

Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.

He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.

Girl-see that guy? He is just an example of how a boy should treat you
Gurl- He is a Heinz

Heinz by By sportHFS November 21, 2021

Heinz 

Two words - Handsome hunk
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.

Omg heinz is coming!! Im not blushing you're blushing darlene.

Heinz by Hainz November 22, 2021

heinz 57

Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.

That guy has irish, italian, french, native american, and african in him, so he's a heinz 57

heinz 57 by Russell Berry August 16, 2004

Heinz Doofenshmirtz 

A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".

My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Heinz Doofenshmirtz by Chungalunga choo choo December 16, 2012

Heinz Sight 

Having regrets about putting too much ketchup on your burger

damn, getting Heinz sight. this is really good though

Heinz Sight by MittensButItsNotTaken September 22, 2017