spluddle-huffer 

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

spluddle-huffer by shyjason September 5, 2005

Skeno Heifer 

A prostitute who babysits children and secretly tries to make the children in her/his care a prostitute

Creg I think the babysitter is a Skeno Heifer

Skeno Heifer by AnomousTruWords May 17, 2020

smurf herfer 

somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs....

Jack is such a smurf herfer....

smurf herfer by alucarD Brujah November 23, 2006

STFU HEFTER 

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

STFU HEFTER by Mr. Pahncake January 14, 2008

STFU HEFTER 

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

STFU HEFTER by Mr. Pancake December 25, 2008

Semen Huffer 

A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.

*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"

Semen Huffer by motharoth November 24, 2021

sarcastic heifer 

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.

sarcastic heifer by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022