guava-cannon 

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

guava-cannon by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011

guava the butt 

Jabba the hut's ugly derpy step brother

That guy is such a guava the butt, I wouldn't date him in a million years

guava the butt by Hanstag November 14, 2016

guava roll 

tasty roll made with guava and usually eaten with a sauce

I love to eat guava roll on hot and cold days.

guava roll by Guava Roll January 24, 2017

guava head 

Slut who gives a lot of fruit snack blow jobs

ugh dude, that guava head gave such good fruit snack blow jobs last night!

guava head by cutyourplateinhalf May 27, 2018

Guava juice 

Very good. Very good dipped in Rits crackers.

"mfasfpadf so good'
"What're you drinking?"
"guava juice with rits crackerssSSS mmm"

Guava juice by Shiryoku November 2, 2020

Guava Juice 

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.

(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"

Guava Juice by Firebird935 September 24, 2021

Guava house 

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

Guava house by Euroccu September 24, 2022