goalie fuck

On a soccer game, when the goalie makes you go holy fuck, you say goalie fuck instead.

(goalkeeper blocks a penalty)
you: GOALIE FUCK!

goalie fuck by soccerwatcher June 6, 2009

goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.

goalie fight by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013

Goalie Slut

a goalie, normally in hockey who lets in alot of goals

"he/she lets everybody score"

Sam: hows ur goalie

Mac: hes a slut

Sam: I hate when i get goalie sluts

or...

AND HE SCORES #29 SCORES AGAIN

#29: fucking goalie slut

Goalie Slut by goalielover January 25, 2010

Goalie sub 

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.

Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.

Goalie sub by Zeecatman August 19, 2010

goalie run 

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?

hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"

goalie run by Goalkeeper00 August 19, 2012

Goalie Killer 

Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.

“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”

“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”

Goalie Killer by DontTouchMyMayo June 5, 2019

Goalie-ing

Goalie-ing a lazy form of Goalkeeping.

Isaac: “Are you going to bring your goalie kit.”

Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”

Goalie-ing by Doshyy December 8, 2019