goalie 

The last line of defense that stops the other team from scoring. They are the unsung heroes of the game. They give there heart and body to the game they love, and are willing to sacrifice everything to save the game. Even when they get hurt they never complain. The only bad part about a goalie is they tend to get blamed for losing the game because everyone remembers the shots they missed and not the ones they saved. In reality though if your team was so dame good then you would not need a goalie.

There are goalies in soccer, hockey, and lacrosse and you dame well better respect them because no one sees your ass in goal.

goalie by Goalkeeper#13 January 11, 2015

goalie 

An ice hockey player whose job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring goals by blocking shots with various parts of his body. Goalies (also commonly referred to as goaltenders, net minders and puck stoppers) differ from any other player on the team in the sense that they do not play shifts. Goalies are expected to play the entire 60 minutes of a given hockey game on the ice.

Physical characteristics of most goaltenders include extreme flexibility, due to the necessity to be agile enough to maneuver freely to stop multiple shots in a given game. Goalies also commonly have above average reflexes, as at the professional level, often are forced to save shots exceeding speeds of 75 mph on a regular basis.

Goalies are often considered quirky and highly emotional by nature. Most goalies employ a very strict set of rituals before games. The reasoning behind their ritualistic nature is most often in order to prepare them for the game. Their personalities are often described as bi-polar and many players, including the goalie's teammates, avoid him at almost all costs on game day. Goalies' dual-sided, unpredictable emotions stem from the fact their job as a goalie is a very high stress-high reward position.

It should be noted that goalies hold the most important position on any hockey team and any smart player, though they may not like the goalie, gives the goalie both his space and respect.

Check it out rook, that's our goalie over there. On game day do not sit next to him on the bus, ask him for anything or talk to him about the game. In fact, don't make any form of contact with him at all."

goalie by netminder December 17, 2008

Goalie 

The guy in your office that can't score and makes damn sure you dont either.

Spence is a goalie everytime we go out.

Goalie by Dani Tristan September 19, 2005

Goalie 

First of all a goalie in soccer is the most important player, because of the whole team messes up its up to the goalie to save the teams butt. It also sucks being a goalie because they are thought of the least important player on the team because they don't run around but in face they have to have the most skill on the team because when that ball is coming in there direction they have to think of where the person is going to go, where the ball is going to go, what hight is the ball gonna go, and when should they dive and they have to get all of that right. Also if a goalie messes up it's always remembered but the good saves are just looked upon like that is our job. Not to mention if the weather is bad how much worse it is for us goalies than all of the field players like we have to jump, dive, and run in that weather. Goalies are also basically mini coaches because they can see the whole field. sometimes we have to tell something to our forwards so we have to scream and omg is that annoying when they don't hear us. So maybe now people will have more respect for us goalies

"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME" "WATCH NUMBER 10 BROOKE" screamed the goalie.

Goalie by Bmiller April 27, 2019

Goalie 

Another term used for condom

Tom- Hey man, how was Friday night at Jessica's house? Please tell me you used a goalie

Mark- Of course man, I don't think it's Fatherhood anytime soon

Goalie by wordtoshad July 25, 2011

Goalie 

this means an ugly guy or girl. It is derived from the word "comely" which means attractive. You see someone that is attractive and you obviously want them to come your way. Someone ugly you want to go away. Go-ly or Goalie. Synonyms: busted

Person 1: Is that hot girl you met yesterday at the club, Amanda, here tonight?
Persion 2: Yeah she's here, and she brought her two goalies.

Goalie by tehrahk August 7, 2008

goalie 

term that i made up that means some one thats blockin cock blocking to be exact

if a ur spitin game to a girl and a random guy comes up and starts tryin to talk to the girl u were talkin to thats a goalie

goalie by K fleury February 7, 2005