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gas station breakfast 

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.
On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.
gas station breakfast by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020

gas station bathroom 

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns
His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom

Gas Station Weasel 

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.
Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel

Gas Station Bitch 

Originating in Detroit , often mistaken for a hood opossum , can be seen at your neighborhood gas station not purchasing anything or pumping any gas. Willing to do something strange without receiving any change , known to linger around newer model vehicles in hopes of finding a Dodge Charger
“You ain’t nothing but a Gas station bitch , It’s at least 100 of y’all from Fenkell and Greenfield to Dexter and Joy rd GTFOH , I can find a bitch just like you at the Citco.”

Gas station jerky 

James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.

Gas Station Hax 

Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.
Driver:dammit, that guy in the camry stopped.
Passenger:well then gas station hax y0!
Gas Station Hax by Zhulander February 4, 2009