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short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican
Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.
1. A misspelling of "find", often made when tipsy.
2. An alternative to "fucking" used by people who evade profanity.
Harmy, a Sahi: Thank god I found my charger! I'm on two percent.
Mop (a Shroc): We would be thanking god if you didn't fing your charangonat!
Harmy: That's not very fing nice. What do you even mean?
fing by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022

Reddit finger 

A condition in which the sufferer is incapable of placing ones finger anywhere near the trigger of a firearm. Sufferers use terms like "booger hook" and "bang switch". Trigger discipline is the entirety of this person's knowledge of firearms and firearm safety.
"I've had sex, so it's impossible for me to have Reddit finger"
Reddit finger by J.McCarthy May 22, 2022

Finger Butt Fuck 

When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.
Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!
Finger Butt Fuck by SlopNChop August 18, 2016

getting your finger in the door 

the opposite of foot in the door, getting your finger in the door means trying to get into a situation, position or organization, and failing greatly.
mentioning you were fired from every place you ever worked in, is getting your finger in the door

white ring on left middle finger 

A symbolism for people of the aromantic community, an aromantic means someone who experience little or no romantic attraction.
She wears a white ring on left middle finger! She must be aro.