Skip to main content

fuckeries 

stupid things that one does sometimes. foolish acts that should be unpleasant to others.

this boy here is on some serious fuckeries
fuckeries by rayz ruckiss July 13, 2003

fuckerneck 

A playful term used among friends. A modernization of terms such as "ding-dong" or "silly-willy" or even "goofball". Can be used in a jovial sense, or even when you're angry.
Look here fuckerneck, we're bros from way back, but I don't want you calling my sister.

That fuckerneck was in here jacking off to my computer. Fucking gross.
fuckerneck by Jim Nicholas April 10, 2008

Fuckerass 

Someone who bothers you continuously. A person whom you cannot stand.
This fuckerass is getting on my nerves.
Why are you acting like a fuckerass?
Do you know where you're going fuckerass?
Good Morning fuckerass.
Fuckerass by S. Stan October 19, 2012

fucktress 

adj. A sexy beast that loves to get all slutty.
n. Sassy
That Sassy... I mean damn. Did you see her draped in that flag? She's such a fucktress.
fucktress by Bob W April 3, 2006

Fuckness 

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.
1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."
Fuckness by James Pollack August 19, 2008

Fuckiness 

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.
I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!
Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010