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Fat Fuckered 

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.
"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

fuckereyed 

To look at someone or something in an odd manner or with an odd expression.
Why did you look at me all fuckereyed?
fuckereyed by Ldybug February 22, 2011

fuckered up 

extraordinarily intoxicated by any means
Joe found out the hard way that mixing pills and booze can get you fuckered up way too fast.
fuckered up by EviLCorey September 10, 2003

fuckered 

The state of mind experienced after more than a day of drug use in the Agricola compound. Can also be modified with "jigger" to mean a state of being completely unhinged and unfit for public consumption.
Man, I've been here on Agricola Street getting fuckin fuckered off my ass for three days now.

I'm so jigger-fuckered I can't even sign my own name.
fuckered by emdashed March 31, 2004

Fuckered Up 

Basically it means Fucked up. But it's a way cooler way of saying it.
"Lemme fix your website, cuz it's all fuckered up"
Fuckered Up by Teufel October 5, 2005

fuckered 

1. In reference to yourself, very fucked, done for, finished, fucked yourself, or were fucked over badly. up shit creek fucked
I should have written that exam, I am so fuckered now.
fuckered by Murica Michelle July 4, 2006