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sip your friends 

when you let a friend take a sap of your drank, he'll tell you to sip your friends as in to sip up the leftover liquid sitting in the rim of the can.
ryab: hey MALF u want a sip of my mountain dew?
MALF: sure but sip your friends first
sip your friends by malferlay April 22, 2017

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

its always one of em gotta be ugly
guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

Friendsly 

(Adj.)
1. Not actually friends. Strangers.

As appeared in American Dad
Roger: As you know I'm friend... I'm friendly... I'm I'm... I'm friendsly with Shaun White.
Friendsly by LtHinkel December 2, 2013

Toxic friends

When one comes to the realization that their friends are not good for him/her. These so-called friends often backstab, gossip, lie, act selfish, use, belittle and even manipulate and are taking more than giving back to the friendship. Sadness and resentment is felt toward the toxic friends, and breaking away from these toxic friends is a must.
"So Claire, how is it going with you and Mary?"
"Don't remind me. She's a loser. She uses me and she's such a manipulator."
"Who needs her!"
"I know. I'm sick of having toxic friends. They ALWAYS bring me down. No thank you."
Toxic friends by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

Bird Friends 

A group of people who are the oddballs, the black sheeps, the troublemakers, the ones who laugh at the world as it burns. However, despite the joy they receive from laughing at others despair, they will always have each others backs. Once a person has infiltrated their tight-knit group, they will forever be part of the bird friend family - wether they like it or not (even if they don't like you, you'll live forever in their jokes. I'm looking at YOU McPeek!)

Bird friends are very untrusting of outsiders, often believing everybody to be suspicious. They have a particular distrust of Mexican Doggos, though they also fiercely love them. Their favorite beverage is White Water and they're not likely to turn down any drugs offered to them. They seem to run purely on sex, alcohol, marijuana, and hallucinogenics.

It is important to note that Algerian Princes don't have allergies.
I think this person is a troll, but they're so damn genuine. They must be a bird friend.

My bird friends are my best friends.

All the bird friends held hands and laughed at tiny Tim when he fell down the well.

Do you like to be rolled up? Then you must be a bird friend.

Those crazy bird friends are out with their tranny reborn again.

I think my neighbor is a bird friend - he won't stop smoking pot and asking if I think people are Trannys or Nah.

Oh Michelle, the most beautiful bird friend. I wish I had the money to fly to you.

Lunchbox Friends

A lunchbox friend is someone you only talk to at school and never hang out anywhere else.
They usually talk about gossip and people who they want to fuck and talk behind your back.

They’re fake and probably only hang out with you for clout or just because you pose a threat towards them.
“I don’t want no lunchbox friends no oh” ~ Melanie Martinez
Lunchbox Friends by BamBamfordinner September 6, 2019