freezing the monkey

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

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Freezing the monkey

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

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