fornication agglomeration 

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.

Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

fornication agglomeration by Entropolous February 11, 2019

Fornits

1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.

1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.

Fornits by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007

forties 

forty ounce bottles of liquor

We could go and get forties. Then we'd go to some party. Oh really? Your folks are away now. Alright lets go. I'll be right there. -12:51-The Strokes

forties by drewandfabfan February 23, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

maternal fornicator by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Fornipad 

Additional protective sheet, towel, blanket, etc. used to prevent sweat and/or bodily fluids from reaching the bed, couch, chair, any other object during sexual relations.

Get the fornipad, my roomate will be pissed if i ruin another couch with my ass sweat

Fornipad by Brigash July 9, 2010

self-fornicate 

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

self-fornicate by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

Fornge 

Hair on the side of the head; side hair.

She shaved her fornge off and now she has a mullet.

Fornge by Haza Hardawn July 9, 2010