Flatterment 

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet

Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment

Flatterment by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

Flittie 

To flick or slap a persons nipples/tits.

Shut up before I give you a flittie.

Flittie by s-Master May 18, 2011

2 weeks to flatten the curve 

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

2 weeks to flatten the curve by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

flatterboy 

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"

Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else

flatterboy by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009

flattercreeping 

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.

Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."

flattercreeping by folbirt December 23, 2014

Torchmark Fattie 

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

Torchmark Fattie by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

Flatten the pancake by Bequietnow November 27, 2016