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Trophy Fisted

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Where one fist is inserted into the vagina and the other fist is inserted into the anus, the giver of this act then lifts the recipient over their head and celebrates in an exuberant manner.
After applying plenty of lube he trophy fisted her into a wild frenzy
by ShowClo! May 4, 2009
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Double Fisted Helicopter

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An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.
Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"
by KarliMonster March 23, 2011
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Israel-firster

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A person that places the ambitions,policies and well-being of the right-wing Israeli government over that of their country of residence, usually America. Israel is the primary concern and will always be considered before anything else. If a policy is good for Israel and bad for America it will receive unconditional support without concern for America,despite America being the country of residence *hence Israel FIRST.

A person who's loyalty and support are for Israel before or OVER America.
1. "Jimmy is a democrat and former Obama supporter, he believes Romney's policies would bankrupt America and destroy the middle-class. Jimmy has decided to vote for Romney because Netanyahu endorsed him and he believes Romney will be more supportive of Israel in every way over Obama, Jimmy still believes Obama's policies will do more to help the American economy and the average American" Jimmy is an Israel-firster

2. Congressman i voted in favor of a bill drafted by AIPAC that prevents any diplomatic communication with Iran. The congressman's job is to serve America and it's interests, by preventing diplomacy, war is all but inevitable. The majority of Americans don't support a war with Iran and would like to see a diplomatic solution to the problem, but Congressman i will receive the majority of his campaign contributions by those who support the AIPAC bill, so he votes in favor.

Congressman i is an Israel-firster

3. AIPAC. An organization who's sole purpose is to get the AMERICAN government to support every policy and ambition of the Israeli government.

AIPAC and 99% of It's members are Israel-firsters
by AmericanNtifada November 23, 2012
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Fisted

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A male or female getting a fist shoved up there ass till they cry getting fisted feels good actually
She got fisted so good she cummed
by Itchybuttholefucked February 11, 2019
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Fisted by elk

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Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!
by iamtheelk August 3, 2011
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limp-fisted

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A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.
Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.
by Kobayagi September 9, 2007
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Ram Fisted

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to be fisted really hard like your getting punched in your butt hole
last night my boyfriend lucas ram fisted me so hard
by icehogassiasin February 19, 2012
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