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My twitbook facespace 

All various forms of social networking sites, including, but not limited to Twitter, Facebook, and myspace.
"I can't believe you're dumping me. I'm gonna post this on my twitbook facespace!"

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.
Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"
Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

Facespacetube Dick 

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
Facespacetube Dick by BS-man November 3, 2009

Freespace 2 

Quite possibly the best space simulation game to have ever been released. It even surpasses the awesomeness of LucasArt's TIE Fighter. If you haven't played this game, then stop reading this definition and go download the game for free, courtesy of the developers and publishers.
Cannot give example because it is not worthy of Freespace 2.
Freespace 2 by Penbiks September 21, 2008

Facepage 

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.
Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.
Facepage by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

tweet with the face space

to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with
So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.

Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.