Ex wife 

Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.

I really respect my ex wife, said no one ever.

Ex wife by Grant Rampus July 5, 2016

ex wife 

The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.

This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.

ex wife by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

ex wife 

A woman who married a misogynist twat, but was smart enough to realise she'd made a mistake.

Ex wife. All the women referred to above.

ex wife by annys April 20, 2010

ex-wife in-law 

An ex-wife in-law is any former wife of your current husband that he had children with. Your drama with the ex-wife in-law will run far deeper than your other in-laws.

My ex-wife in-law struck again, this time she ruined the holidays for the children.

ex-wife in-law by just plain had enough November 16, 2009

Ex-Wife-In-Law 

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

Ex-Wife-In-Law by thmill December 2, 2024

Ex-wife hammer 

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

Ex-wife hammer by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010