Man Essentials 

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

Man Essentials by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Esskeetit 

Lil Pump's retarded way of saying "Let's get it!" because he dropped out of harvard med.

Also he yells it to act cool.

Fan: Ay pump lemme get a pic

Lil Pump: aight. ESSKEETIT!

Esskeetit by AlfrXd November 19, 2017

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager 

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.

Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager by OP-Kun November 19, 2013

Ass-essment 

The act of a person checking out another person's tail/butt/behind or ass

While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.

Ass-essment by sillyboi February 27, 2019

Elsie 

Beautiful and amazing, caring and she always will show her affection to her loved ones, sleeps alot and an amazing Hunter, she is very easy to trust with secrets even when she may have some of her own but they are trusted to be personal, she loves her friends n very easy to be friends with.

Man every body loves Elsie!
Ya she's great...

Elsie by Rats10fortheloveofrats April 18, 2018

University of Essex 

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.

Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.

University of Essex by That fucking guy April 7, 2013

Essex rush hour 

A period between 5 - 7pm on a Friday in which Essx girls 'commute' to London (usually Canary Wharf) and hang out in bars waiting to pick bankers up.

"Mate I'll meet you for a drink down Canary Wharf after work"
"No fella its a right sausage fest down there during Essex Rush Hour. If its all the same to you I'd rather go somewhere else"

Essex rush hour by Chairman Mao's alter ego November 2, 2011