Erm 

your answer when your kids ask you why you're leaving again

"Erm, mommy, er, is coming back soon, beebee..i love you."

Erm by Krkič April 20, 2019

erm 

Used often by John Kerry.

"So who are these foreign leaders you calim to have supported you?"

"Erm...."

erm by Proud American April 10, 2004

erm 

Something Steph says when harshly disturbed or shocked. Usually due to Curtis' stupidity, or because he is readjusting his penis. Usually coupled with cruncing into the fetal position.

Me - "PELVIC THRUST!!!>_<"
Steph - "ERM!!!"

erm by Curtis August 23, 2004

Erm 

It's a non-gender specific way to reffer to a guy who looks like a girl or lady resembling a man, most applicable use is for androgynous people

I saw erm go into the family bathroom; so the jury's still out on if they have an innie or an outtie

Erm by Klundamatron6000 May 7, 2018

erm 

niceeeeee
cooooool
sweeeeet ect..
ERMMMMMM or
ERRRMMMM

llamavortex: d00d i just scored a phat sax!!
teliot: ERRMMMMM

erm by Teliot May 4, 2003

Erm 

Action to clear your throat after sucking too much cock.

“Erm, I’m fucking gay”

Erm by Pallahma February 23, 2022

Erm 

A alternative word for Insane/crazy, used for short texts to shorten words.

bro i went sky diving it was so Erm

Erm by Keko_Krazy June 3, 2022