epi-pening 

The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital

I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital

epi-pening by Crazy caffeine girl April 9, 2017

Epi-Tard 

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.

Epi-Tard by konnor83 July 26, 2012

EPI-AWE-GREA-FANT-IC 

When something or someone is sooo good,you have to join all the words "epic","awesome","great",and "fantastic" to show how excellent it is or they are....

Used this to describe a book someone gave me

Guy #1: Hey dude,I just got this EPI-AWE-GREA-FANT-IC book yesterday...
Guy#2: That's great,dude...

EPI-AWE-GREA-FANT-IC by *NEEDLES* January 16, 2011

Epi-fied 

a combination of epic and electrified. used only by the coolest of the cool.

it was Epi-fied

Epi-fied by bob from down the hall June 23, 2010

Epi-win 

An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success.

Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.

1: "Hello my name is Forrest"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"

Epi-win by Kelly Burton January 18, 2009

epi gnar gnar 

cooler than ice

That song is epi gnar gnar

epi gnar gnar by pete December 3, 2003

Epi-Zoody 

What Paw-Paw, who knew everything and was one of the best men in the world called anything and everything that ailed us. From the common cold to chicken pox Paw-paw's professional medical opinion was "you've caught the epi-zoody" .

Grandchild -Paw-paw I don't feel good.

Paw-paw- Oh no, have you got the epi-zoody?
Grandchild- I think so.

Paw-paw- Well you better run on in and let Maw-maw see if you're gonna make it.

Epi-Zoody by Princess Weirdo February 2, 2022